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NordWashCOSMIC CLEAN. EARTH READY.
LTEN
BOOK A WASH
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PREMIUM LAUNDRY FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION

Cosmic Laundry
for Humans & Aliens

We wash. We steam. We refresh. We even clean your disguises. Because looking human is hard.

Free PickupAcross Lithuania
24h ExpressAlien Fast
100% SatisfactionOr We Abduct (Kidding)
  HOW IT WORKS  
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1

Book Online

Choose your service and pick a time.

Friendly NordWash UFO
2

We Pick Up

Our couriers swoop in faster than light.

NordWash alien delivering clean laundry
3

We Clean & Deliver

Fresh, folded and beamed to your door.

INSTANT PRICE CALCULATOR
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Basket of fresh, clean laundry
Estimated Total
€17.50
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WHAT OUR CUSTOMERS SAY 
★★★★★

My shirts have never been this fresh — even my soul.

MantasVilnius
★★★★★

They cleaned my disguise perfectly. 10/10 would infiltrate again.

Ziggy Z.Kaunas
★★★★★

Fast, friendly and absolutely out of this world!

EglėKlaipėda
Rated 4.9/5 from 1,248 Earthlings & Aliens
OUR LOCATIONS 
VilniusNorth Star Hub
KaunasAlien Beam Station
KlaipėdaCoastal Clean Base
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First order discount — 10% off for Earthlings, code HELLOEARTH